So I am drinking a Redbull right now and I happened to read what was on the can. "enhances performance and concentration during times of stress and strain." or something like that.......
At this point I thought... What if some preggo chick decided to down like four Redbulls before giving birth? will it all be over with faster??? Will it even help? like BAM BOOM POW! Baby slams into wall, mom relaxes.. the end... congrats... baby got owned but hey less pain for mama dukes..
Now yes 4 Redbulls will most likely cause a huge crash afterwards... BUT THE MOM ISNT GOING ANYWHERE! It isn't like she has a pedicure appointment two hours after poppin eight pounds out of her vajayjay. So hey just go with it and then the crash should give mama a great nap after such a "strained" environment. :P
Maybe we should pop some Redbulls before popping out babies.
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